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Theft-Prevention

My friend Rebecca is thinking about purchasing a scooter. Not a leg-powered one (like the “Razor” that was so popular with dot-commers), but a real electric or gas job. She was asking me whether I thought it would be risky for her to park it on the street outside her apartment in the Mission (SF neighborhood), and we got to talking about ways she might prevent it from being stolen…

  • A really big lock (duh, but doesn’t prevent someone from simply picking it up and tossing the scooter - lock and all - into the back of a truck)
  • Cripple it (kill switch type of thing)
  • Fake dog poo on the seat (the scarecrow approach)
  • LoJack
  • Secret GPS, hidden somewhere on the scooter (homemade LoJack)
  • Stun Gun (explained by some shirtless dude)
  • A laminated copy of her bank acount, stuck to the handlebars (hoping for the sympathy vote)
  • A vial of crack, right on the seat - free for the taking (eliminate the middleman - i.e. take the crack, not the bike)

Anything else?

My Favorite Web Services

As a user experience guy, one of the things I do for my job is try out every new web service that comes along. Most of them don’t really stick, and some I avoid simply because of god-awful naming. I’m talking about you, Frrvrr. Seriously, the Web 2.0 Company Name Generator could have done way better. Anyway, the following is the shortlist of the services I actually get value out of on an almost daily basis…

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There’s too much good stuff on the Internetz. I find a handful of things every day that I don’t have time to read right away. I also read a lot of good stuff that I know I’ll want to find later or refer back to. Enter del.icio.us. I must have a couple thousand URLs bookmarked in there now, but I never have trouble finding them. The social component is a nice value-add, but del.icio.us would still be essential to my Internet survival without it. My only complaint is the lack of support for multi-word tags. Commas would have been a better choice than spaces as a delineator.

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I discovered Plaxo a few years back when I was trying to consolidate and clean up a few different address books. It was good then, and it’s awesome now. With hooks into Gmail, Google Calendar, Yahoo Mail and Calendar and LinkedIn, plus a sync tool for Mac OS, Plaxo is the keystone of my personal information management. Recently they added a social networking suite of features called “Pulse,” which makes sense, but I have no use for it myself. I’m not sure what it does that, say, LinkedIn doesn’t already handle for me.

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I used to alternate pretty much equally between Pandora and Last.fm, but eventually I found myself using Pandora more and more and Last.fm less and less. Pandora just picks better music. Last.fm is a social network, but all I’m interested in is a steady stream of good tunes. I’m sensing a pattern here, three apps with social networking components I don’t use. I’m an introverted person. Case in point I suppose. Last.fm uses collaborative filtering - the opinions of your friends and peers - to choose music it thinks you’ll like. Pandora uses a proprietary algorithm based on an editorial analysis of hundreds of attributes of each song. What’s more, Pandora learns from your own consumption of the music it plays and gets better and better.

LinkedIn logo
Maybe I’m not so anti-social after all. I started using LinkedIn as a way of keeping tabs on people I worked with in the past, especially as they moved and changed jobs. Beyond that, I used it occasionally to help friends find jobs and to recruit people to work for me. Recently, they launched an “Answers” feature, where people post questions and the community responds. I’ve asked a few questions myself and gotten useful answers, and I enjoy browsing the pool of other people’s questions.

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I don’t know the exact ratio of good luck to good thinking responsible for the wonderful world called Yelp, but they’ve managed to create something incredibly useful and utterly addictive. The various ways to connect and communicate with other people are especially engaging. You can rate other people’s reviews along several dimensions (useful, funny, cool) and send each other quick little compliments that are then displayed for all to see. Add talk threads, a local events calendar and a host of other useful features - all wrapped in a smart and efficient UI.

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My route to Wikipedia usually begins with a Google search for some obscure tidbit of trivia. A few hyperlinks later and I’m hopelessly hooked, and I can kiss an hour of work goodbye.

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Specifically Google Reader and Google Analytics. I used to use Bloglines to follow my feeds, but I switched to Google Reader because it’s able to keep track of exactly what posts I’ve read (and not read). Simple as that. As for Google Analytics, I get a darn good analytics app for free, and Google gets some data about my website and my visitors that it couldn’t get any other way. Win win.

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The engine that powers this blog. It just keeps getting better and better, and it’s free. The WP community gives you help when you need it, and they’re always cranking out new ways to extend the core software. Code is poetry indeed.

Notably absent from my favorites are a few very popular services. People tout these all the time, and some of my friends give me dumbfounded looks when they find out I’m not a fan of…

  • Twitter - I just don’t feel any need to get constant up-to-the-minute updates about anyone, and I have no interest in keeping anyone that updated about me.
  • Facebook - I hate how Facebook forces you to spam everyone. Imagine ordering a cup of coffee at Starbucks and having to order drinks for everyone else in the store in order to pick yours up. I am, however, totally addicted to Facebook’s new Boggle-like game called Prolific.
  • Flickr - I’m actually a fan of Flickr, but I’m a casual and infrequent photographer at best. Also, I can’t stand the pressure to come up with witty captions for everything.
  • Technorati - I use Google. Rubel was right. Enough said.
  • Last.fm - See Pandora, above.

Finally, there are a number of services that really intrigue me and have great possibilities. They are doing interesting things, adding value to the web and pushing it in the right directions. They just don’t fulfill a frequent or persistent need of mine, so I don’t have any compelling reason to use them on a regular basis.

  • Ning - New-ish venture from Netscape founder Marc Andreessen. An application platform that promises, “Create Your Own Social Network For Anything.” I have friends who think it’s the bomb diggity, but I’ve only scratched the surface of it myself.
  • Dapper - A web service that enables you to turn any website into an API. It’s pretty slick, and it’s tools like this that are pushing us ever closer to a truly semantic web.
  • Yahoo Pipes - This is a preview for how basic software engineering will be done in the future. Oooh the future.
  • Freebase - More semantic fun. A database of “the world’s information,” drawn from large open (structured) data sets.

I know this list might seem pretty random. I’ve failed to even mention quite a number of notable services, many of which I have used and enjoyed to some extent. They just haven’t graduated to the level of the things that benefit me every day.

Superbad Wisdom

Superbad might have been my favorite movie from last year, and I believe it’s destined to become part of the canon of high-school coming-of-age comedies that includes iconic films like American Graffiti, Fast Times at Ridgemont High and the great works of John Hughes.

I know I’m late to the party with this post, but I just watched the movie again and was inspired to mention some of my favorite quotes…

Evan: The guy’s either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or ‘here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.’ Okay? So what’s it gonna be?

Evan: Fogell… shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.”
Evan: Let’s… go on my roof.

Seth: You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!

Becca: I’m so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah… they said that would happen in Health Class.

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would’ve been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.

Seth: I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.

Seth: I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. - excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullshit - and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.

Fogell: What’s it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It’s like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!

Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I - same-sies.

Finally, as a bonus, this clip of outtakes is pretty awesome…

My Favorite Marketing Blogs

I read a lot of blogs, which I organize into a number of categories. One of those categories is marketing, which is a fruitful domain for bloggers. I thought I’d share the list of marketing blogs I find myself reading every day…

Blog Maverick - The usually long-winded, sometimes incoherent, but always colorful musings and rants of Mark Cuban. Not strictly a marketing blog, as the champion of HD TV and owner of the Dallas Mavericks covers everything from politics to sports to big business.

Buzz Machine - Also not strictly a marketing blog. Jeff Jarvis, a journalism professor at the City University of New York, espouses on the nature of media and communications in general, of which marketing is a subset.

doshdosh - A recent discovery. The author of this blog is apparently a political science and philosophy student in Toronto, but he’s amazingly prolific and super sharp when it comes to discussing the business of doing business online.

Future Now’s GrokDotCom - Surprisingly bad name for a blog, considering it belongs to the Eisenberg Brothers, gurus of online marketing and authors of Waiting for your Cat to Bark.

Logic + Emotion - There aren’t a lot of new ideas here, but David Armano, VP of Experience at Critical Mass has a gift for articulating in pictures the ways people experience the web.

Made to Stick - The blog companion to the bestselling book on how to communicate ideas so that they stick and spread. They boil it down to a formula that I find myself referring to again and again.

Micro Persuasion - Steve Rubel, Senior VP at Edelman, the world’s largest PR firm is known for his bold pronouncements and sharp insights.

Seth’s Blog - Well-known pundit Seth Godin is a thought leader and guru when it comes to the challenges of marketing in the connected digital age.

My Favorite Podcasts

My iPhone and a good soundtrack is essential to my daily commute. Here’s a list of what I’ve been listening to lately:

Radio Lab - Each episode of Radio Lab takes on a basic part of human existence like “sleep” or “time” and examines it from all angles. With wide open eyes, the hosts question our basic assumptions and preconceptions. The result is a collage of viewpoints from scientists, artists and regular people on the street.

This American Life - Host Ira Glass and his producers explore a different theme each week with stories both real and imagined.

Joe Frank Radio - I’m not really sure how to describe Joe Frank. He’s a strange kind of mocumentarian and satirical genius whose show is a patchwork of the surreal and very real.

Morning Becomes Eclectic - A music program from KCRW in Santa Monica featuring an eclectic (duh) mix of music and interviews with the artists.

60 Minutes - The esteemed CBS News program.

The New Yorker: Fiction - Stories from the magazine’s fiction archive, read by contemporary authors.

The New Yorker: Comment - The first piece from each issue’s Talk of the Town section.

The New Yorker: Campaign Trail - The magazine’s weekly take on this year’s riveting campaign happenings.