flights

Superbad might have been my favorite movie from last year, and I believe it’s destined to become part of the canon of high-school coming-of-age comedies that includes iconic films like American Graffiti, Fast Times at Ridgemont High and the great works of John Hughes.

I know I’m late to the party with this post, but I just watched the movie again and was inspired to mention some of my favorite quotes…

Evan: The guy’s either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or ‘here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.’ Okay? So what’s it gonna be?

Evan: Fogell… shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.

Seth: I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, “I love my best friend, Evan.”
Evan: Let’s… go on my roof.

Seth: You know when you hear girls say ‘Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn’t have fucked that guy?’ We could be that mistake!

Becca: I’m so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah… they said that would happen in Health Class.

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

Seth: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would’ve been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.

Seth: I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.

Seth: I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. – excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke – no offense – it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullshit – and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food – no offense – and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.

Jules: You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock.

Fogell: What’s it like to have a gun?
Officer Michaels: It’s like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

Seth: You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!

Becca: [drunkenly making out with Evan] I *so* flirt with you in math.
Evan: Tell me about it. I – same-sies.

Finally, as a bonus, this clip of outtakes is pretty awesome…